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I Came across a post today on narcissistic pervert dpovtor , which was devoted to diseases of marketing. Couple its clichés (in bold), I frankly laugh. Have not yet seen such mockery of my brother marketing. Decided to publish the most gnoblivye and impotence phrases.

"... The first trouble marketing infant-conformists - they are too dim idea of what is generally engaged in their science Basically ...
That is, subconsciously they know that this is somehow linked to issues of efficiency selling their products, but then they begin such a mess, what with their doctor promptly bystrorazvarimymi suspension for infants looks cook Thekla. »

second deadly disease aforementioned babies - they turned out absolutely stuck in such a fundamental concept as the "positioning", giving him obliquely Read pieces of Trout and Reeves. Or, what is the most rotten - from Kotler - Marketing this pop for kindergarten ...

third illness and does amazing - among marketers mass unemployment that had never fit in my head
I absolutely do not understand - how can a professional who seems to have been taught to sell anything, be so helpless that he himself is unable to sell?
While it is clear that the more complex learning terminology and intelligent fish eyes - much less the victim ability to effectively erection of their knowledge at the right moment ...

illness is the fourth title "Found creativity, and we owe it to the creations of mad schizophrenics, which lead nowhere and nothing to sell ...
Creative marketing creations - A piece full cult. She worshiped her brow beat her look like the blue bird, not knowing what it is, generally speaking, just workhorse that no more like a Dame of the heart than the neighbor on the site, which sometimes comes and gives you oral pleasure.

Fifth trouble - shut up and draining nature of marketing departments in most enterprises do not solve a damn thing, but just pretend to advise and help.
overwhelming number of firms and firmeh, which is marketing departments, these departments are inherently plug holes in their staffing patterns . For whatever else it and the final Marketing mot usually does not belong to marketers, and leadership, which is sad because the marketer whose language is in the ass head - their direct function - optimizing profits can not be fulfilled.
field of view of his busy gluteal muscle of his boss ...

Finally sixth hvoroba is that marketers nobody really prepares ...
pretend to cook, clear the stump, but by then the curve kalekoobraznoe creature that comes out of This surgical ward with vypotroshennymi brains, can hardly be called is not something that marketers and even simply sapiens.
These strange creatures rave clever words, concocting nonsensical ruinous actions, do not understand anything that came after 1905, and the two words can not bind in copywriting, assuming most importantly in the advertising text - it is right apart commas ...
And it's not their fault - it is their misfortune ... "

In this case, the lack of talent remains mediocrity is not dependent on the amount of literature contained the mat. Can be concluded that the boy had a problem with sex and unhealthy interest in marketing. Illiterate verbal pressure is always irritates me.